Hen of the field

Hen of the Forest

11am, Saturday Brunch, Hen of the Forest Mushroom Omelette.

1 couple sitting across from a male. Out on the sidewalk. The conversation is only between the female of the couple and the uncoupled man.

I hate pancakes, but these look really good!

I think that's the point.

Our house manager has the recipe down to a science

And having a baby, I mean, she's home breastfeeding, but figuring out how everybody, all my friends, do it. I mean, my mom had 3 kids and zero money, but that was in Saratoga. Good schools.

-Does anyone wanna share the baked eggs?

My parents just went to Russia, I mean, good for them! While you can! 

We went to Gheorgia for our honeymoon.

In Gheorgian /Georgian culture, if there are more than 4 people, then it turns into a "supra"

You can only drink when there's a toast.

The first toast is always about why we are here. I wouldn't want to wait...

Ghosha, she had a good time. She was the default Tamara-translates into toastmaster. I always translate it to booze-hound. She's too young to drink, but she's the toastmaster wherever she goes!

They have a house, and he used to do the music for music hall of Williamsburg, and then they have another house, and then another house

Her work has blown up, she sells to Anthropologie

Where was I going with this.

She just quit her job one day and starting doing this and it took off within a couple of weeks.

American Apparel was stealing her designs.

Is that true?

Yeah!! And now she's had a baby and moved upstate.

She taught her husband how to do this for St Patrick's day and now they get asked for it all the time.

And she does the wallpaper....

All the pictures look like this (toddler tracing for the phone) because she's obsessed with it. They must make some children's version of this, we can't be the only parents...

I'll take you to the kids store after this.

You're so limited in how you can shape your children's personality....No doubt you can fuck up a child. We need to get her a treadmill... But when Ghosha has play dates, we really see....She goes up to other kids and smacks them. She'll even snack her reflection in the mirror. My uncle frank has quiet kids.

Robin gets kicked out of bars all the time. As soon as we see her start to argue, we're like, we gotta go.

And then she gave me a lap dance...

Shonda and I were just watching this crazy ass show in front of us.