If you really want to get distracted by amazing fries while your Soon To Be Ex is crying into their avocado toast, check out my new series on Breakup Joints in North Brooklyn! On the lookout for sweet & semi-romantic, with enough of an edge to these hidden gems to make the both of you laugh over your shared dessert.
PAULIE GEE’s
Take your former beloved to your once favorite pizza joint.
Nod and smile as you mentally try to deconstruct the Neffy’s Porkpie White,
with sweet Italian fennel sausage, basil and ricotta.
You were never able to take out a whole pizza here-
something about violating the crust by putting it on cardboard.
But shrug and smile, knowing you’ll never have to listen
to your ex complaining about his Mom
and her weird obsession with always wanting to do the laundry.
Nod and smile as you mentally try to deconstruct the Neffy’s Porkpie White,
with sweet Italian fennel sausage, basil and ricotta.
You were never able to take out a whole pizza here-
something about violating the crust by putting it on cardboard.
But shrug and smile, knowing you’ll never have to listen
to your ex complaining about his Mom
and her weird obsession with always wanting to do the laundry.
You know the secret ingredient, Mike’s Hot Honey,
will fix any pizza mistakes you may make when you experiment with pizza-making at home.
Besides, PG recently opened up a slice shop for freshly single people
like you
who don’t have the time to waste on frivolous conversation.
will fix any pizza mistakes you may make when you experiment with pizza-making at home.
Besides, PG recently opened up a slice shop for freshly single people
like you
who don’t have the time to waste on frivolous conversation.
PAULIE GEE’s
347-987-3747
60 Greenpoint Ave @Franklin St
Brooklyn, NY 11222
Dine In Only
Paulie Gee’s Slice Joint
110 Franklin St @Noble St
Brooklyn, NY 11222
